The other day in the grocery store I witnessed yet another mind boggling scenario which I TOTALLY forgot to tell you all about. Then today I saw this on
Bakerella and it sparked my memory so here we go.
First, I think this is a really neat idea. No, not spices... beaches.


So as I said before, reading that little post of hers about sprinkles reminded me of
this which I posted a WHILE back about the girl eating the jar of sprinkles. Now you see where I'm going? This brings us to last week where I was again shopping the aisles of our local Kroger.
As I debated the deodorant options for my husband (who has the most sensitive armpits this side of the mississippi) A man walked up, grabbed a bottle of AXE Body Spray or some equally potent man perfume and proceeded to spritz himself, not a couple, (as if that would have been ok) but at LEAST 20 times from head to toe. He then casually placed the bottle right back on the shelf where he found it and went on his way.
Now, I ask you... with a saleswoman standing not 2 feet away and me right beside witnessing the whole drama unfold, what posesses someone to use a product (vigorously) and then return it to the shelf as though it never happened? Did he get sweaty in the supermarket aisles and need to freshen up? Was he going on a date post grocery trip? Maybe he was "sampling" like they do at Costco.
As I approached the check out I noticed that this man was standing two lanes over from me. I could smell him people. I could. From no less than 6 feet away.
Help me understand.