First, I think this is a really neat idea. No, not spices... beaches.
As I debated the deodorant options for my husband (who has the most sensitive armpits this side of the mississippi) A man walked up, grabbed a bottle of AXE Body Spray or some equally potent man perfume and proceeded to spritz himself, not a couple, (as if that would have been ok) but at LEAST 20 times from head to toe. He then casually placed the bottle right back on the shelf where he found it and went on his way.
Now, I ask you... with a saleswoman standing not 2 feet away and me right beside witnessing the whole drama unfold, what posesses someone to use a product (vigorously) and then return it to the shelf as though it never happened? Did he get sweaty in the supermarket aisles and need to freshen up? Was he going on a date post grocery trip? Maybe he was "sampling" like they do at Costco.
As I approached the check out I noticed that this man was standing two lanes over from me. I could smell him people. I could. From no less than 6 feet away.
Help me understand.
4 comments:
Maybe he was suddenly fearful that the pregnant lady in the aisle next to him might be overcome with hormones and attempt to come on to him. Mission accomplished, buddy. You are now safe from every woman with her olfactory senses intact.
That's weird. Also, AXE body spray. No thanks. It screams "I'm 15 years old!"
i think he probably was about to hit on the cashier in lane 5...they like axe body spray.
i would have laughed so hard.
it could have been my dad...or kent.
emck
that is hilarious! is the baby here yet or coming soon... please don't leave us in such suspense!
oh my! you have such interesting encounters at your kroger--sounds like there is never a dull moment!!
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